You Will Never Be Able To Plan The Best Memories Of Childhood

The other night I was lying in bed with my daughter and husband. Yes, we bed share and it works for us. No, thank you, I'm not interested in why this might be the wrong decision. By force of habit I like to rest my hand on her back (she's a tummy sleeper). Slowly, slowly…

Mums Need To Stop Apologising For Needing ‘Me Time’

It's one of the most-oft recited lines in every new mother's repertoire: I never get anymore me time.  Heck, I know if I don't expressly say it I'm at least thinking it around 5000,0000 times a day. When mums talk me time they're not talking about anything spectacular (although an all-expenses paid trip to Paris would be…

Please Stop Asking When We’re Having Another Baby

Let me preface this post by emphatically stressing that I love, love, LOVE my daughter. I love her. I love everything about her. I worship her. She is my reason for living. But fuck me, being a first time parent is hard. Like, really hard. I've worked in live TV news and let me tell…

Why Does My Husband Find Parenting So Easy?

A few months after giving birth I asked my husband how he thought I was doing at this whole motherhood thing. "I always knew you'd be a good mother. You're good at everything you do, you're such a perfectionist". He complimented me. He comforted me. He stroked my ego. But (me being me) I didn't…