Surprise! Pregnancy will make you tired. Really, really fucking tired…

So, yesterday I fell asleep while eating. True story. I don't think I've ever been this oh-my-god-I'm-so-fucking-tired in my entire life. My brain doesn’t seem to be computing things. Neurons aren’t talking to each other, mental messages a getting lost and only being retrieved five to six hours later. Shit, have you ever woken up…